Web contraption gets new cog!

The other week I hinted that there would be an announcement (by saying “there will be an announcement.” Subtle, I know) and I am a man of my word.
Introducing: www.humor-column.com
That’s right, I’ve got one of those .com type deals. We’re legit, son!
Naturally, I spent much of today celebrating this news in the usual way, but after an hour of banging on pots and pans whilst blasting “the Jeffersons” theme song, I remembered that, with a great domain name, comes great responsibility.
A good professional website deserves a halfway decent professional blog, which means, no more farting around (this includes using terms like “farting around”). Expect a new column soon.

Now, where’d I put those pots and pans?

Merry thing to you and your thing.

Hey -
Just droppin' by to wish those reading this a merry Christmas, happy New Year and a cheery kwanzaa (may the spirit of black power reign supreme in your household).

Also, I want to plug my good frienemy Maia Miller's kickass blog/site. Go to it and be amazed, as her site will put the full power of the Internet to use.. Finally, you'll see how websites will look in the year 2014 (all hand drawn).

www.MaiaMiller.com

One more thing: be on the look out for a big announcement from this here blog.

Laterz playahz ("z" makes everything cooler.. Erm, coolerz).

Sprinkling Hot Wet News All Over Your Face.. Mm.. Taste it!

Evil Never Dies - It Just Retires

This just in from the good people in U.S. intelligence (the same folks who brought us the faulty reason for invading Iraq, and forgot to warn us about Sept. 11): Osama bin Laden lives!!! … kinda.
The agency believes that Osama bin Laden is isolated from al Qaeda and spending all of his free time surviving and probably catching up on the latest episodes of “Dancing with the Stars.” … ‘cause he’s evil.

Be Obama’s Bitch

Obama’s already doing what he can to boost employment in America - he’s hiring!
The Obama transition team will be sending a seven-page, 63-item questionnaire to every candidate for Cabinet and other high-ranking positions (uh, president is taken.)