Web contraption gets new cog!

The other week I hinted that there would be an announcement (by saying “there will be an announcement.” Subtle, I know) and I am a man of my word.
Introducing: www.humor-column.com
That’s right, I’ve got one of those .com type deals. We’re legit, son!
Naturally, I spent much of today celebrating this news in the usual way, but after an hour of banging on pots and pans whilst blasting “the Jeffersons” theme song, I remembered that, with a great domain name, comes great responsibility.
A good professional website deserves a halfway decent professional blog, which means, no more farting around (this includes using terms like “farting around”). Expect a new column soon.

Now, where’d I put those pots and pans?