Evil Never Dies - It Just Retires
This just in from the good people in U.S. intelligence (the same folks who brought us the faulty reason for invading Iraq, and forgot to warn us about Sept. 11): Osama bin Laden lives!!! … kinda.
The agency believes that Osama bin Laden is isolated from al Qaeda and spending all of his free time surviving and probably catching up on the latest episodes of “Dancing with the Stars.” … ‘cause he’s evil.
Be Obama’s Bitch
Obama’s already doing what he can to boost employment in America - he’s hiring!
The Obama transition team will be sending a seven-page, 63-item questionnaire to every candidate for Cabinet and other high-ranking positions (uh, president is taken.)
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