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Thursday, January 1, 2009

Borrowing wit.


It would appear Marxism has since spread across the country.

“Although it is generally known, I think it’s time to announce that I was born at a very early age.”

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”

“If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.”

“From the moment I picked your book up, until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend on reading it.”

“Quote me as saying I was misquoted.”

“Here’s to our wives and girlfriends … may they never meet!”

“Die, my dear? Why that’s the last thing I’ll do!” -
The last words of Groucho Marx.