Small update to vent a minor complaint.
This afternoon I noticed a headline reading "Lindsay and Sam Start New Years With a Huge Lesbian Fight."
Ahem, ahem... WTF (parents, ask your kids what this means ... better yet, don't)?!
I really could give two sh*ts (count 'em, two) about Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend, DJ Sam "What's-her-face."
For one, "DJ" will never, in my mind, qualify as an actual job title. It's up there with birthday party magician, and well - blogger.
But my gripe isn't with Sammy, but rather, the jerkass who tossed together that headline ... Yes, lesbians are pretty awesome, no one is denying that, however, unless their fight was on the topic of whether or not Ellen DeGeneres is actually a lesbian, or merely an effeminate male (et al. David Spade), or anything else directly lesbian related, there is no reason to refer to it as a "huge lesbian fight."
If Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith were to have a big public brawl, would the headline read, "Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Engage in a Big Blacktastic Battle For Kwanzaa!"?
